Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

It's a relaunch of one of our favorite historical episodes. How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome?00:00 - Introduction3:34 - RIP6:34 - Parade of Morons8:47 - BDE10:20 - Get Rekt Big Tech11:50 - Conspiracy Corner w/Sammy Fn'F14:08 - Get Rekt China15:18 - Weather15:41 - Important Stories We're Ignoring15:57 - Breaking Bridget18:03 - The Internet is Glorious19:00 - Phetasy NewsGet your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Bridget’s favorite things from 2025, including cookbooks, shows, magazines and media.0:00 - Introduction1:27 - Phetasy4:06 - Cookbooks10:01 - Weather10:35 - Everything Else19:08 - Phetasy News19:48 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Support your favorite scrappy little old lady on YouTube and help keep Phetasy independent and creating the content you love and get access to all of our behind-the-scenes content. Become a Paid Supporter today! - https://www.phetasy.com/subscribe Gear up for 2026 with all your favorite Phetasy merch. We’ve got t-shirts, sweatshirts, jackets, socks, hats, totes, mugs, everything you could ask for with new designs available! - https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Around Our Table - https://amzn.to/3LgA5EU Good Things - https://bit.ly/49rjQxZ Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat - https://bit.ly/3LccZ2h Tahini Baby - https://bit.ly/3MJDDjA The Dark Queen - https://bit.ly/DF-DarkQueen Pluribus - https://apple.co/4sb3npb Cheers - https://bit.ly/DF-Cheers Lord of The Rings - https://bit.ly/DF-LOTR The Creative Act - https://amzn.to/4sc69dD Tablet Magazine - https://bit.ly/DF-TabletMag County Highway - https://bit.ly/DF-CountyHighway Neon Hippie - https://bit.ly/DF-NeonHippie ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Comedian Dave Landau joins Bridget to review notable events of 2025 and share their predictions for 2026. It's a Dumpster Fire/Normal World crossover henceforth to be known as Dumpster World0:00 Introduction1:58 - Quest3:18 - 2025 Year In Review21:15 - Caliber22:26 - Weather23:02 - Predictions for 202634:10 - Phetasy News35:04 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your Release The Files merch and Reality Remains Undefeated shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Quest & Caliber - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at https://www.questhealth.com and use promo code DUMPSTER25 get 25% off. - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months - caliberstrong.com/phetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

No one has worse Trump Derangement Syndrome than Trump.0:00 - Introduction2:50 - BON CHARGE4:10 - Narcissism on Fire12:54 - Sheath14:05 - Weather14:45 - RIP23:36 - Phetasy News25:11 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE & Sheath - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off at https://bit.ly/boncharge-df- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://bit.ly/df-sheath and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

This is the true story of twelve personalities picked to work for a White House, and have their lives become our content... to find out what happens when people stop being real and start being politicians. THE SURREAL WORLD! DC!0:00 - Introduction2:39 - Wild Alaskan Company4:04 - The Surreal World D.C Part 19:18 - Qualia10:53 - Weather11:32 - The Surreal World D.C. Part 221:17 - Phetasy News21:58 - The Internet Is GloriousGet your all your Phetasy merch, including new Release The Files and Reality Remains Undefeated merch HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsors Wild Alaskan Company & Qualia Not all fish are the same! Get seafood you can trust. Go to wildalaskan.com/BRIDGET for $35 off your first box of premium, wild-caught seafood - https://bit.ly/DF-WildAlaskan Try Qualia Stem for up to 50% off at qualialife.com/DUMPSTER and use the code DUMPSTER for an additional 15% off your order - https://bit.ly/DF-Qualia ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva