The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things spiral almost immediately as Abbey and Peter dive into everything from our newly launched BONK BEAT BOOK CLUB chaos to one of the most unfiltered birthday calls we’ve ever heard.

Peter shares a listener confession that had him panicking when his wife called his bluff and asked to go through his phone…

We also hear the return of The Nickname Game, featuring some truly outrageous submissions including ‘Thrush’, ‘Harpic’ and the now infamous ‘Butt Plug’ — before Abbey calls her dad live on air for his birthday… and he absolutely steals the show.

In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who fears he’s about to lose another relationship because he struggles to show affection — sparking an honest and surprisingly emotional conversation about how men are raised to express (or suppress) their feelings.

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00:00 Introduction & The Jumper Debate
03:35 The AirPods Gym Disaster
06:00 Wife Goes Through His Phone
07:20 “I Messaged Peter Crouch…”
11:50 The Nickname Game Returns
15:15 Abbey Calls Her Dad Live
16:45 “He’s Called Butt Plug”
19:30 The Wildest Nicknames Ever
24:30 Smutty Book Club Escalates
27:30 “I Can’t Express My Emotions”
29:10 Relationship Advice & Upbringing

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch AMA, Pedro’s off sick so it’s just Abbey and Ross holding down the fort — and chaos ensues.

We kick things off with Ross’s long-awaited face reveal as Abbey recruits the listeners to send in their best photo-fit sketches before the big reveal. There’s also Valentine’s chat, glow-up jealousy and a listener whose partner hasn’t noticed her transformation (men, do better).

In the Agony Abs, we tackle a relationship that’s missing the passion of an ex, the 13-year wait for a proposal, and whether a ring actually changes anything. Plus, Abbey gets brutally honest about weddings, security and why sometimes you need to give your man a kick up the arse.

We also hear about the worst house guest of all time — porch vomit, dressing gown theft and zero self-awareness — before deciding whether ghosting is ever acceptable.
It’s bonk beats vs Classic FM, hot mum paranoia and some very strong opinions on men being completely useless.

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00:00 Introduction
01:00 Valentine’s Day & Ross reveal tease
02:00 Ross photo-fit challenge
05:00 Hot mum/Stiffler’s Mum debate
07:00 Glow up vs no compliments
11:15 Ex passion vs secure love
14:00 Classic FM car chaos
15:30 13-year proposal dilemma
18:30 Wedding cost chat
20:45 Festival weirdo house guest
24:00 Dressing gown drama & ghosting
27:50 Book giveaway
31:10 Valentine’s sign-off

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In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s Valentine’s Day week—and love is not in the air for everyone. Abbey and Peter dive into the chaos of coupledom, unpacking dodgy Valentine’s Day traditions, emotionally-charged listener rants, and their own romantic misfires.

The duo also get into thoughtful (and not-so-thoughtful) gifts, including matching PJs that never made it and strawberry body butter that’s become too predictable.

We also hear from a listener whose Valentine's re-evaluation spiral triggered a relationship crisis, and another whose fiancé ruins every gift by announcing it first.

Plus, there’s a steamy surprise segment on erotic literature—complete with dramatic readings and some very questionable knots.

Finally, it’s nickname heaven as listeners send in their best ever rude, weird and wildly inappropriate names for mates—featuring “Pothole”, “Slinky”, and the unforgettable “Joy Button.”

Send in your Agony Abs, weekly wines, and nickname game entries below!

00:00 - Introduction
04:32 - Gone Golfin’
18:01 - Valentine’s Day!
29:05 - Bonk Beats Book Club
35:20 - Joy Button
41:18 - So (Ham) Salad
45:33 - Competition time!

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your weird and wonderful relationship dilemmas!

From bedroom boundaries to breath that clears the room, no topic is off-limits as the pair tackle your juiciest questions with their usual mix of honesty and humour.

Abbey reacts to a listener who’s left feeling rejected after discovering her partner’s solo antics upstairs, while Peter shares a very revealing story involving an early morning workout and some unfortunately placed studio cameras.

There’s also chaos in the group chat after a hen-do planning fail, the unspoken gym beef that might be more than it seems, and a heartfelt message from a mum navigating her son’s painful hair loss journey.

All this and much more only on this week’s Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything!

00:00 – Intro
05:10 – Parenting Hell
10:30 – Bad Breath
15:55 – Flying Solo
18:10 – 9-Year Itch
23:25 – Gym Crush
31:45 – The Sex Tape (Or lack of)
38:05 – Friendship Fallouts
40:25 – Outro

LAST CHANCE: We’re looking for mates, family-members or couples who want a free TUI holiday worth up to £5000 and a chance to appear on the Therapy Crouch! All you need to do is submit some key info and a video explaining the holiday dilemma you’re stuck with on the link here - https://thetherapycrouch.myaudition.app/ T&C’s apply.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things go from hilarious to heartwarming as Abbey and Peter dive into a chaotic mix of birthday surprises, burnt chocolate cats, and alien conspiracies.

From a charity lunch that ended in shots and Scouse storytelling to Peter’s “notes app revelation” and Abbey’s laser-focused hen do planning, this episode is jam-packed with relatable rants, golden anecdotes, and off-the-cuff laughs.

Pete reflects on the strange phenomenon of being married to a sex symbol (while being shabbered in public toilets), and Abbey shares her intense need to over-plan every detail of life—while Pete floats in football-induced chaos.

They also go deep on aliens, robot dogs, and conspiracy theories, questioning whether Jeff Bezos might be one of them.

Meanwhile, listeners write in with snoring scandals, regrettable screen-savers, and shocking first-time confessions.

As always, it’s candid, chaotic, and comfortingly unfiltered.

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast

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For more from Peter
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For more from Abbey
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Our clips channel
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