The Therapy Crouch

• “I’ve Got The ICK!” - When Your Boyfriend Moves Too Fast, What’s In Abbey’s Bag & Surname Debates

  On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Pete and Ross dive head-first into a festive storm of dilemmas, disasters and downright unhinged questions from you lovely lot. Christmas has officially landed in the Crouch household, and Abbey kicks things off by revealing the chaos behind her three-tree setup and why Warren remains the undisputed king of Christmas magic.We hear from listeners struggling with everything from choosing the right foundation at 40 to navigating surname politics before marriage. Abbey spills the exact contents of her makeup bag, including the bronzer she swears by and the fake tan formula she’s secretly been developing behind the scenes…Then things take a turn as the gang tackle one of the spiciest questions ever sent into the pod, before offering advice to those dealing with over-keen boyfriends, drama-filled friends, and marriages stuck in “admin mode.” Add in some of the best nickname stories we’ve ever heard, and it’s another wild, brilliant, no-filter episode.If you want to submit your own dilemma for a future Agony Abs, find our email below!00:00 – Intro chaos + AMA kickoff00:54 – Abbey’s Christmas tree saga begins03:08 – Pete’s winter golf obsession05:14 – Makeup + maiden name dilemma from a Scottish listener07:41 – Surnames, traditions & family identity chat09:03 – Dog names, kid names & Crouch family nicknames10:00 – Abbey reveals everything in her makeup bag12:15 – Abbey’s fake tan project14:34 – “We’ve run out of things to talk about” relationship dilemma15:38 – Who talks more? Story-stealing & relationship dynamics17:06 – The pegging question… and boundaries in the bedroom18:24 – Friend who brings her boyfriend everywhere19:46 – The gang’s best (and worst) nickname stories22:39 – More wild listener nicknames: Rigatoni, Pterodactyl & more25:02 – Boyfriend moving too fast and giving the ick28:20 – Hating your partner’s friend — what can you actually say?30:16 – OutroFind great deals on the things you love https://www.ebay.co.uk/ Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Has Pete LOST The Household? - Abbey’s New Puppy, Dads Night Out & Nit-Fuelled Nightmares

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full-on domestic rollercoaster as Abbey and Peter catch up on a chaotic week of nits, new puppies, and the great household power shift.Abbey walks us through a full-blown nit prevention emergency that had her sprinting between ten shops and before getting a fringe, while Pete attempts to defend himself after the time he once cut off her entire hair extension at the root during a previous lice saga.We’re also introduced to the newest — and slightly controversial — family member: Bambi, the tiny dog who arrived under Abbey’s jumper after Pete had very explicitly said “absolutely no way” to another pet. Between debates about who actually runs the house, the kids’ obsession with babies, and Pete being caught lying face-down on a bare mattress after a dads night out, the domestic chaos is at an all-time high.The pair also chat I’m A Celeb (even if neither of them seems to know the lineup), over-share in true Therapy Crouch style, and dive into some incredibly relatable listener dilemmas — from clingy partners to golf-related relationship politics. It’s a wholesome, mad, and very Therapy Crouch-style catch-up.00:00:18 — Fringe chaos & shopping mishaps00:01:20 — Movember moustache “glow up”00:02:07 — The nit apocalypse begins00:02:24 — Pete once cut Abbey’s hair off at the root00:03:15 — Bambi the dog arrives (against Pete’s will)00:04:15 — Abbey’s childhood pet trauma00:19:29 — “Quality not quantity” relationship chat00:20:41 — The coconut oil dog incident00:23:21 — Did Pete sneak out at 3am?00:24:53 — Glasgow Rangers lie + football dad stories00:26:41 — eBay argument: golf clubs vs dresses00:27:39 — “Chat GBT” chaos00:28:47 — The 10pm nit-combing meltdown00:35:35 — Too many knobs & taps dilemma00:36:05 — Weekly catch-up: horse riding, football matches, date night00:37:10 — Pete asleep face-down on a bare mattress00:37:31 — Listener writes in about small annoyances in relationships00:52:45 — “He’s not trying to escape… probably.”00:53:01 — Golf politics00:53:29 — The great golf argument00:54:04 — “You’re the worst couch of all time.”Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Karaoke Proposal Turned NIGHTMARE - Public Proposal Gone Wrong & His Unwanted Morning Alarm Clock...

  On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest dilemmas—from karaoke proposals gone rogue to husbands who treat the morning ‘horn’ like a motivational alarm clock.We get confessions about forgotten anniversaries, delusional 50/50 boyfriends, footballer–wife stereotypes, marathon horror stories, and the mystery of why some people can remember every Premier League fixture but not their own relationship milestones.There’s talk of dressage injuries, baggy post-baby bellies, Footballers’ Wives nostalgia, slowgasms, and the eternal debate: is emptying the dishwasher twice a week really a contribution?Expect chaotic honesty, big laughs, and a healthy dose of Crouch-style common sense.00:00 – Intro01:39 – The Karaoke Bar Proposal Nightmare03:33 – Why Public Proposals Are a Risky Game04:35 – Building Post-Baby Confidence for New Mums06:35 – Life as a Footballer & WAG: The Realities vs TV09:41 – Footballers’ Wives & Dream Team Deep Nostalgia11:11 – Abbey’s Escape Tactic for Boring Conversations11:57 – Husband With “Morning Energy”: Too Much Too Soon14:15 – Marathon Horror Stories: Toenails, Chafing & Chaos19:03 – Abbey Explains Skin-Tightening Treatments20:05 – Forgotten Anniversaries & Football Fixtures22:32 – The 50/50 Boyfriend Who Definitely Isn’t 50/50Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Does Life END At 40?! - Holiday Blues, Midlife Breakdowns & Chaotic Instagram Threads

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are back from their travels and there is a lot to unpack. Ross kicks things off with his dreamy sunrise snorkel with horses in Barbados, while Peter gives a full theme-park debrief after their “holiday of a lifetime” to Universal Studios — including the rides that nearly had him upside-down, inside-out and mildly incontinent.There’s chaos from Fright Night, jet-lagged 6am adventures, and a heartfelt listener story that leads them into a surprisingly deep chat about turning 40, giving fewer f*cks and finding out who you really are. Abbey dives into her latest passive-aggressive Instagram threads (no context as usual), sparking debates about midlife crises, emotional burnout and why our brains obsess over insults more than compliments.In the Agony Abs, they help a listener whose partner double-booked their night out during peak firework season — leaving their terrified pooch in the middle. Plus, an emotional email from a mum navigating the reality of her kids moving to the other side of the world.It’s a warm, chaotic, funny, emotional episode with plenty of wisdom… and even more unintentional nonsense.00:00 – Intro00:18 – Sunkissed Returns & Holiday Catch-Up00:55 – Ross’s Dreamy Horse Snorkelling Experience01:46 – Saddle Sizes03:10 – Movember, Moustaches & the ‘Womb Broom’ Comment04:51 – Orlando & Universal Studios Trip06:03 – Terrifying Rollercoasters & Hagrid’s Motorbike Adventure07:20 – Universal Fright Night Chaos11:14 – Amazon’s Surprise Gift Delivery15:46 – 'Threads' Begin: Passive-Aggressive Instagram Psychology17:45 – Life Begins or ends at 40 & Midlife Wobbles28:03 – Dinner Plans & Relationship CompromiseFind great deals on the things you love https://www.ebay.co.uk/Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• “This DIY Disaster Almost FLOODED Their House!” - Matching Outfits Go Wrong & Abolishing Homework!

  On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, the gang are taking in the last of the Portuguese sun before home time - as Abbey and Peter take on your funniest and most relatable listener questions. From a poor listener whose “handyman husband” has turned the house into a DIY disaster zone, to another who’s convinced the Crouches have restored her faith in marriage, it’s another chaotic yet heartwarming week on the pod.Pete wades into the debate of why Scotland are “so shite at football,” while Abbey campaigns to abolish homework once and for all. The pair also reveal their proudest life moments — with Abbey getting emotional about motherhood and Pete somehow bringing it back to the World Cup.Plus, there’s chat on couple fashion faux pas, a dramatic bird update from the villa, and plenty of laughs about champagne-fuelled parenting.Still on holiday, still bickering, still brilliant — it’s another unfiltered episode of The Therapy Crouch.00:00 – The pair kick off the AMA episode in Portugal00:01:10 – Holiday reflections00:01:49 – Petition to “abolish all homework forever.”00:03:20 – The bird in the drainpipe00:04:10 – Listener message: “You make me excited to be married”00:06:09 – Why are Scotland so shite at football?00:11:10 – “Have you always been tidy?”00:12:37 – Abbey opens up about motherhood00:14:46 – A listener writes in about how the Crouches’ advice saved their relationship.00:15:10 – Couple fashion debate00:17:26 – “The Handyman Era”00:19:10 – The importance of being upfront in relationshipsEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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