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Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day!

Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals!

In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"?

And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests!

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00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown
02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher
05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds
09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs
13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows
21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day
23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement
25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar
26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin
29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding?
32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle
36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor!

In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her long-term friendship group simply for getting a boyfriend, prompting Abbey to share her own painful experience of getting cut off by a mate. Another listener is left questioning everything after discovering her fiancé's "perfect" proposal speech was actually test-run and quality-controlled by his ex!

Plus, we discuss the ultimate intimacy buzzkills, from Kermit the Frog to Postman Pat popping up on shuffle and what happens when you try too hard to be a good Samaritan!

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00:00 Introduction
03:35 Hair Transplants & Heart-Shaped Heads
06:33 Setting Up Jordan & Finding Him A Date
08:20 Left Out By My Friendship Group
10:33 Abbey’s Experience With Being Cut Off
14:05 He Practiced His Proposal On His Ex!
17:00 Take Two: Does He Need A Proposal Do-Over?
18:02 Muppets & Postman Pat In The Bedroom
20:45 A Therapy Crouch Christmas Number One?
23:00 Pushing Wheelchairs & Hypochondriac Miracles
25:12 Abbey & John’s Good Samaritan Nightmares

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn!

Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror.

In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant.

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00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville
02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys?
06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance
08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell
13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass"
18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma
24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties
28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends
31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems
37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers
39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds
42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks
43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility
46:32 The National Average Sex Stats
48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant
53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship.

After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard!

We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own.

Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity.

Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete!

00:00 Introduction
01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession
05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter?
06:56 Ask Me Anything
07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom
09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc”
11:04 Who Has The Better Body?
14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape
15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters
17:39 “That Is Correct!”
20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word
21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast
23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home
25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules
27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit
28:00 A Shag A Week
28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom
29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System
30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument
32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about!

The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together.

Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives.

In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors...

00:00 Introduction
00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do
05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers
08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles
13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath
17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night
20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster
24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster
28:17 Why Men Forget Plans
32:54 Growing Old Together
37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates
40:21 Dating Over 50
45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With Friends

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