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    What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!

    22/09/2026 | 45 min
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit!

    In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler.

    Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours!

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding
    05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit
    08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments
    10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma
    12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded
    15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap
    16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs
    19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue
    21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile
    23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting
    27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights
    30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor
    31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club
    33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz
    38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance
    41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler
    43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in Thailand

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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    “Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!

    17/09/2026 | 25 min
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas!

    In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!"

    Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze!

    Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true

    00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans
    01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut
    05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep!
    07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story
    11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate"
    13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love
    15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40?
    21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert?
    21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    “The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!

    15/09/2026 | 1 h 1 min
    In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare.

    Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce!

    Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide.

    Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true

    00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts
    06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable?
    11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer
    17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories
    24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System
    31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court
    38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities
    43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz
    52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    “You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama

    10/09/2026 | 26 min
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard!

    In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church!

    Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal!

    Submit your AMA’s here!
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true

    00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain
    01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out
    03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate
    05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn
    06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea
    08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer
    09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up
    12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks
    13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas
    14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do"
    18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms
    20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued
    22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!

    08/09/2026 | 41 min
    Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day!

    Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals!

    In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"?

    And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests!

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown
    02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher
    05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds
    09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs
    13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows
    21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day
    23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement
    25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar
    26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin
    29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding?
    32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle
    36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech

    To contact us:
    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter:
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey:
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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