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  • Is He Hiding You? The Truth About Soft Launching in Relationships & Chat GPT’s Dirty Talk Test…
    On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special — and things get juicy fast. Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your burning relationship dilemmas and personal confessions. From how to tell the difference between playful teasing and emotional sabotage, to tackling the awkward art of dirty talk, no topic is off-limits. Abbey opens up about the trauma of post-pregnancy hair loss and how she got her confidence — and her locks — back, while Pete gives a surprisingly wholesome take on Christmas food tastings, banister indecision, and why opposites really do attract.It’s equal parts hilarious, honest, and heartfelt — the perfect pre-holiday dose of Therapy Crouch chaos.(Note: this episode was recorded before Pete & Abbey’s trip to Portugal!)00:00 – Abbey’s cookie chaos & festive food tasting at M&S00:03:20 – Abbey’s Christmas shopping panic and banister meltdown00:04:20 – Listener dilemma: When banter crosses the line00:06:25 – Hilarious “miniature donkey” moment00:10:10 – The Batman chin debate & couple impressions00:10:18 – Listener dilemma: Postpartum hair loss & Abbey’s honest experience00:14:39 – The “Dirty Talk GCSE Drama Exam” confession00:17:09 – Dirty talk attempt gone wrong00:20:10 – The “soft launching” dilemma—Is he hiding me?00:23:29 – Do opposites really attract? Abbey & Peter’s candid take00:25:05 – Relationship values vs. personality clashes00:26:09 – Final reflections: finding balance and saying goodnightEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  • “That’s Made Me Quite Emotional Actually…” – This Listener’s Message Really Hit Home For Pete
    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are soaking up the sun as the gang records from Portugal. Between tales of hangovers, gym disasters, and brutal Hyrox sessions, Abbey’s quick wit and Peter’s self-deprecating humour are in full flow.From the chaos of Brits abroad to parenting dilemmas, decathlon obsessions, and an emotional listener email about body confidence, it’s the perfect mix of laughs, reflection, and holiday chaos.Expect brutally honest advice on pushy parenting, hilarious household spats about bins and ladders, and the usual marital mayhem that makes The Therapy Crouch the most relatable therapy session on the internet.00:00:25 – Abbey and Pete welcome listeners from sunny Portugal00:01:43 – Abbey reveals how their “no drinking” plan spectacularly fell apart on night one.00:02:18 – Pete boasts about smashing his Hyrox workout — before pulling his calf moments later.00:05:01 – Pete limping out of the gym “like Saving Private Ryan.”00:07:24 – Pete gives Abbey his “Weekly Shine” for their stress-free airport run.00:10:17 – “It’s Brits abroad — we can’t help ourselves.”00:13:17 – Pete’s obsession with Decathlon, calling it “heaven for adults.”00:18:43 – Emotional listener email: a young boy nicknamed “Peter Crouch” learns to embrace his height.00:25:07 – The great “Air Fryer Obsession”00:27:09 – A listener’s boyfriend leaves one sip of milk in the fridge00:31:00 – Abbey dreams of ditching society to live in a cottage with 12 dogs.00:42:00 – Agony Abs turns deep: a listener torn between two relationships sparks heated advice from all three.Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  • Halloween Neighbour Wars, Signs From the Afterlife & Should Kids Trick-or-Treat Alone?
    On this week’s Halloween Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter embrace spooky season with a cauldron full of listener dilemmas. From neighbourhood turf wars over Halloween decorations and the “right” kind of sweets to parents debating whether trick-or-treating counts as “modern begging,” no question is too ghostly or gory.Abbey shares an emotional story about signs from the afterlife, while Peter reflects on mischief nights, Ibiza party memories, and an eternal battle with teacakes. Together, they tackle debates on sexy zombie costumes, haunted neighbours, and how to survive Halloween as parents (and as a couple).Expect laughs, nostalgia, chaos, and the occasional existential chat about spirits — the ghostly kind and the fizzy pink kind.00:00 – Abbey and Peter open the Halloween special01:00 – Mischief Night explained: egging, toilet paper, chaos02:30 – Ibiza neighbour drama and Peter’s “rave at night, zen by day” rant04:10 – Would you go all-out or tone down Halloween for grumpy neighbours?08:00 – The infamous “worm in Pasha” story09:15 – Abbey’s emotional story about her late doctor and eerily timed message12:20 – The “Trick-or-Treating is Begging” debate14:00 – Abbey and Pete’s scariest parenting memories16:00 – Why community street parties are secretly brilliant20:00 – The “Sexy Zombie Cheerleader” dilemma25:00 – Should you let your 12-year-old go trick-or-treating alone?27:30 – Abbey’s Dracula hot chocolate moment and the outroEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  • The Ibiza Debreif: Champagne in Pyjamas, Landslide Chaos & How To Survive “Shark Week”
    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back from their whirlwind Ibiza escape — and it’s fair to say the trip had it all. From torrential rain and landslides that left them stranded in their villa, to Abbey calling a waiter an “egghead” and tactical napping gone wrong, it’s an Ibiza debrief like no other.The gang also dive into listener emails about newborns, hormonal mood swings, and the world’s most inconsiderate boyfriend who thought a McDonald’s counted as a birthday dinner. There’s Halloween chaos in the Crouch household, Peter’s emotional dad moment at his son’s cross-country race, and Abbey admitting she can’t deal with talkative neighbours — or random kids in soft play.By the end, the pair get surprisingly sentimental as Peter confesses the trip made him “appreciate home, family, and routine” — before losing it over unblown leaves.00:00 – 02:30 Power cut panic before recording & the useless generator saga.02:30 – 04:45 Ibiza recap begins — raw sardines, tactical naps & missing the big night.04:45 – 06:15 FOMO on the flight home and listener messages about new babies.08:00 – 09:45 Peter’s emotional dad moment watching Johnny’s cross-country race.10:35 – 12:45 Abbey introduces “Snaps” — the telepathic party game that baffles everyone.14:05 – 16:10 Abbey calls a rude waiter an “egghead” — and has no regrets.17:00 – 18:45 Ibiza drama: landslides, stranded villas, and champagne in pyjamas.19:00 – 25:00 Halloween mania — kids’ costumes, Tim Burton’s epic party, and Abbey’s cat outfit.27:15 – 31:10 Nightmares, claustrophobia, and existential talk about ghosts, energy, and death.33:00 – 34:00 Abbey’s “no margaritas” revelation.35:00 – 39:00 Listener email: “Shark Week” mood swings & Peter’s survival advice for hormonal partners.42:30 – 45:45 Listener dilemma — the boyfriend who owes money, forgets birthdays, and serves McDonald’s for dinner.47:00 – 52:00 Chat about talkative neighbours, ignoring kids in soft play, and Abbey’s “hide if you see them” tactic.52:00 – END Final reflections: Ibiza made them appreciate home, family, and routine — plus Abbey’s fury at uncollected leaves.With our code THERAPYCROUCH30, new customers get 30% OFFat uk.huel.com/therapycrouch30. Please check the description for terms andconditions. Unlock a lighter, easier way to fuel your day with Huel Lite, soyou can focus on what really matters. MOV is £39 and that the code is forLite only for a limited amount of time.Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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  • Selective Hearing or Survival Skill? Why Men Stop Listening in a Marriage…
    On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey Crouch tackle your juiciest listener dilemmas—from dodgy mates stealing business ideas to kids with sailor mouths and parents with playground egos.Peter confesses his selective husband hearing, Abbey vents about domestic chaos, and the pair debate whether a friend who never pays her share can be reformed. Expect hilarious tangents about cantaloupes, awkward neighbour encounters, chimney revenge plots, and the ever-competitive world of school mums.As always, it’s equal parts relatable, ridiculous, and real-life therapy—Crouch-style.00:00 – Pete can’t pronounce “cantaloupe” and chaos ensues00:52 – A listener calls out Peter’s “selective hearing” in marriage03:57 – The banister argument—Peter’s DIY meltdown07:29 – When your 4-year-old drops the F-bomb10:28 – Abbey and Peter’s take on kids swearing and modern pop lyrics11:22 – “My friend stole my business idea!” – The baking betrayal13:33 – Peter’s wild golf club chimney revenge story15:07 – The tight mate who never pays up17:18 – “Mum Wars” – Schoolyard competitiveness and pressure20:13 – Abbey’s philosophy on parenting and happiness22:23 – The coworker who narrates her entire day aloud24:26 – Peter’s final meltdown and closing laughsEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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