Therapy Gecko

A caller shares their comeback story after escaping their cartel adjacent family, and a final caller navigates their relationship with the horny devil that consumes them.
It is time for the Krusty Krab to unionize. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their workplace chemicals, a caller's cousin attacks someone, and a final caller sends a risky text.
Let's agree to never talk about this again. I am a gecko.
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GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
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A caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life.
It is time to do some math. I am a gecko.
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.
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A caller’s marriage reaches a breaking point in the last 24 hours, a caller's therapist suggests they seek me out, and we read viewer mail about beyblade tournaments and dating short men.
It is time to gather leaves in the park. I am a gecko.

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.
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A caller shares a cautionary tale about diet soda, a caller develops feelings for a coworker that conflicts with her relationship, and a final caller reconnects with her estranged dad after 20 years.
It is time to board the Banana Boat. I am a gecko.
GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever
follow me on instagram and I’ll post a story when I’m taking calls: instagram.com/lyle4ever
GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.