Good Children

In 2006, it was Halo 2 and a Mountain Dew Code Red. In 2026, it’s Fortnite and an OLIPOP Shirley Temple. Some of us play video games on first dates, some play Video Games by Lana Del Rey, but we all love Dots Pretzels. All this and more on Good Children. 

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This week we dive into our notes app and are led down a glorious path including: the entire plot of The Hobbit, a chicken recipe, and a deeply personal analysis of Frozen.

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This week, we're tackling kinks (and Valentine's Day) with a brand new perspective. Whether you're a bull or a sub, this episode has a little loving for everyone!

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This week we're talking the slow and steady process of becoming karens, teachers, and people who can shovel snow. 

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This week, join us for a Patreon Original episode where we discuss the current states of our stomachs, our relationship to food, and our sphincters. 

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