This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast return for a review of The Suckling; one of the least fun movies we've ever watched.
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30: A Matter of Faith
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once again to take on the most blissfully ignorant film they've encountered so far. Join them for an atheist review of A Matter of Faith; a film about a father whose daughter's ignorance is challenged by a college education. After her biology professor has the audacity to teach true things, instead of dad's favorite fairytales, dad has no choice but to challenge the evolutionist to a debate that nobody thinks he can win. Because he's wrong. And he's debating a guy who's right. And has a PhD.
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
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29: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
On this week's episode, Eli unearths the single craziest piece of batshittery in the history of film. If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is a gratutiously titled red-scare propaganda piece that mixes Christian persecution fetish, cold war paranoia, and baffling inconsistent accents to create the most bizarre cinematic experience we've yet endured.---
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
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28: Risen
This week we meet a movie that's out of our league, but only by a little. Join Eli, Noah, and Heath as they head out for a field trip and learn how the Jesus story would have played out had it been a buddy cop flick in our atheist review of Risen.---You should really check out the preview for next week's movie. It's more insane than you can possibly imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7HytrGnnz8
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
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27: I'm in Love with a Church Girl
This week, former senior writer for the Onion and current writer for Comedy Central's @Midnight Jocelyn Richard joins us to break down a story about a man and a woman, and that's pretty much it. This conflictless love story pits master thesbian Ja Rule across from the girl from Cuttin' Da Mustard and generates precisely the kind of onscreen chemistry that casting would suggest. Join us for a story of love, all-inclusive resort plugs, and unatoned felonies in I'm in Love with a Church Girl.---
Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.