Your Internet Boyfriends

Mark and Denis make their television debut on Ireland AM where they meet their gay straight match Alan and Tommy. Then Mark parades Denis through Dublin on an extensive tour of the hot spots of Mark's life.

We also chat about:

Lisa nearly running off with another man

Raw dogging it on a bus to Donegal

Breakfast with colleagues

Hotel irons ruining your clothes

Mark may have caused absolute commotion in corporate Dublin after performing at an LGBT work lunch and accidentally slipping into material that was definitely not built for a daytime setting.

The lads also talk about their debut TV appearance and why bourbon creams are the superior biscuit and does anyone know what a thick tea is?

This episode also features mothers and fame to tractors, farmers and sexy builder pants and Denis’s upcoming trip to Turkey and the weirdness of going somewhere your partner already knows inside out.

While at a wedding, Denis takes a detour to a lovely beach in Sitges where clothes are optional. Mark meanwhile receives some disturbing messages from superfans.

This week we'll also chat about:

Vegan weddings

Girlfriend meeting the friends

Birdwatching

Double jointed thumbs

This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told.

Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming…

The boys get into:

Mark’s Strava scandal — confidently claiming 5Ks that were actually closer to 2K

The reality of internet attention, unanswered DMs, and fans turning feral

And then… the story.

It finally happened, Mark nearly ruined the podcast by pushing it too far. He showed Denis something by accident... if only Denis' girlfriend wasn't sitting in the chair next to them when it happened. You're lucky there is an episode this week.

This episode we also chat about:

The Blue Pill

Naked Butlers

Pot Noodles in Ubers

Pink suitcases

This podcast is hosted by the Headstuff Podcast Network