TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Andrew is coming in hot today after producing a half-hour of very stressful radio…IN HIS MIND. He and Luke also share a very proper announcement from a very proper spokesperson regarding this year's TBTL Holiday Card Exchange. They discuss the lawsuit over leaked footage of a shirtless NFL coach, a woman whose license plate is accidentally racking up thousands of dollars in parking tickets, and a man who pooped in a high school hallway because he was mad about a football game. Plus, the Battery Daddy has a new life partner.

Luke found himself leapfrogging fences and jumping through traffic in Las Vegas this morning. Andrew, who's taking life more slowly, has some thoughts on grapefruits.

Luke joins the show hot off of his recent class at an LA-based clown school. Andrew hopes it leads to a funnier era of TBTL. The school also trained an actor you likely know from her work in Progressive Insurance commercials, which Andrew has a lot of thoughts on. They also discuss Luke's not-so-fantastic voyage through the twisting, winding streets of the Hollywood Hills.

Luke and Andrew admit to their latest individual online shenanigans. (Luke's are related to an annoying real estate trend, while Andrew's regard his local public radio station.) They also talk about the guy who's starting a Costco food delivery business that seems bound to fail and a (beloved?) cereal from the 1990s that they'd both forgotten about.

Andrew's confusion over a children's television character ends up unlocking some fond memories. A few commercials caught Luke's attention during the Seahawks game yesterday, including a weirdly intense one from Gronk. They also discuss the apparent end of the Cybertruck.