Girls Rewatch: Sex and the City

Our West Coast reporting continues with LA Legend Ali Macofsky as we get into SATC S2E8, “The Man, the Myth, the Viagra.”

Samantha test-drives sex with an old coot, Carrie proves the haters right and ditches Miranda for Veal Night at Big’s, Steve is introduced in such a hot way, and Charlotte is sort of just there.

We catch up with Ali about how LA is sexless and the epicenter of looksmaxxing, reminisce over Evan’s first kiss (on the Amtrak!) and realize how working at a dry bar is the natural next step for a babysitter.

After surviving the Trump jump-scare and note how he subscribes to the pop star theory of never repeating hairstyles, we discuss how Frank Sinatra is Big’s Sabrina Carpenter, laud Miranda’s lotion acting, and decide on our age ranges for lovers.

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We're jumping ahead for an absolute goddamn legend! The original orator of “fuckette” and Iron Lady of Glendale Margaret Cho joins us to discuss her glamorous episode of SATC S4E2, “The Real Me.”

Carrie is recruited to walk (and eventually fall) in a fashion show, Charlotte can’t look at her vagina, Miranda faces the consequences of having confidence in front of a gym bro (rejection,) and Samantha bares it all in front of Tony Hale for posterity’s sake.

Margaret shares her origin story with the pilot of SATC, fondly remembers the pre-feud atmosphere with the ladies on set, affirms that New York is the only place you can be broke AND glamorous, and reminds us that we should never give an ugly guy a chance.

We get into why you should never set up your gay friends, the lost media of 2000s reality shows, the insidious nature of greenwashing, and how unrealistic it is to have a standing brunch appointment for four.

Also Evan didn't find that website, so stay tuned.

To get a glimpse at a utopian society, get your tickets to Margaret’s new stand up tour CHOLIGARCHY at margaretcho.com

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An unexpected wedding sends Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha into four very different romantic spirals in Sex and the City: Season 2, Episode 7, "The Chicken Dance."

The timing couldn't be better. Coming off the heels of Taylor Swift's Manhattan wedding, one of our favorite girls in town and bride-to-be, Cat Cohen, returns to the podcast to break it all down.

Cat brings her dog Romeo to join us as we unpack the episode and, naturally, get wildly sidetracked talking about the Botox-to-autism-and-bone-disease pipeline, our deeply Floptropica dating lives, and what Carrie Bradshaw's perfect hair means to us.

One quick note: Evan's phone ran out of storage, so there's no video this week. Tragic, but we soldier on.

And if you only do one thing this summer, make it seeing Cat Cohen's Off-Broadway show, Broad Strokes, at the Lucille Lortel Theatre: https://www.catcohenbroadstrokes.com

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Carrie’s stuck diaphragm. Charlotte’s flirtation with the lesbian community. Samatha’s lightning puss.

We’re back on the couch to talk the textbook episode of SATC S2E6: “The Cheating Curve.”

With the heart of a lesbian and mind of a straight girl, Charlotte gets in too deep with the sapphic mafia, Samantha gets branded by her gym trainer, Miranda is upstaged by porn, and Carrie keeps her fondue parties with Big a secret.

Evan and Amelia FINALLY deep-dive into pubic hair culture, dream of a world in which we have a lesbian president, shudder at the thought of porn immediately popping up in Roku City, and graph the parabola of the cheating curve. (Like everything else, cheating might be a spectrum- fuck our lives!)

And remember; if your DIVA cup is stuck, it will eventually come out at some point <3

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Stand-up Carolina Montesquieu is cracking open her notebook to help us eulogize SATC S2E5, “Four Women and a Funeral.”

Charlotte picks up a widower at a graveyard, single Miranda is persecuted by the housing market and faces the horror of dying alone with her cat, Samantha experiences social suicide and has to be saved by “Leonardo DiCaprio,” and Carrie resurrects her relationship with Big.

We discuss how being a single woman is a lot like being a gay guy, Miranda’s undeniable lesbian haircut, how stalking Big’s Instagram on a burner account would have saved Carrie a world of hurt, and Shibby Shipman’s incredible cancellation reach in a pre-social media world.

Plus, Carolina divulges about her personal Big, Amelia laments the lack of Main Events in the tri-state area, and Evan wishes they could get a free lunch at the cost of their dignity.

Find out where Carolina is performing next at www.carolinamontesquieucomedy.com or @carolinamontesquieu. (Any single boxer listeners, hit her up!)

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