Two Monsters Rolling Dice

In which the Monsters return to the busted, rusted, and clogged series of tubes to bring you The State of the Union, circa 2006.
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SFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com
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CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.
Episodes may include: Violence, Implied Harm to Children, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Gun Violence, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes

What a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: The Beast of Dubois. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco!
In the swampy hills of Dubois, Swampsylvania... there's more than just wild life, hill billys, and the occasional thriving pot farm. There's a legend... a TRUE legend, about the Beast of Dubois. Some say he's out there, waiting for his moment to strike. Others are maybe perpetrating a pretty good hoax on everyone else.
I guess we'll find out together whether this one is real or not.
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Special Thanks to Abbey Kelly for giving tips on our cover art! Find them on Twitter as @abzkelley or at abbeykelly.com
SFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com
"Keep Your Eyes Closed", by Shahead Mostafafar on artlist.io; "Who Are You Hiding From", by Naama Zafran on artlist.io; "Sleep Falling", by Sémø on artlist.io; "Ain't Looking Back", by Richard Farrell on artlist.io; “Railroad” by Max H. on artlist.io; “Washed Away” by Mark Grundhoefer on artlist.io; and "Swamp Shack", "Georgia Sunset", "Working the Fields", and "Nylon" by Falconer on artlist.io.
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CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.
Episodes may include: Violence, Implied Harm to Children, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Gun Violence, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes

What a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: Exterminatrix. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco!
Welcome back to the 1980s, but also this time IT’S IN THE JUNGLE. Join our elite group of commandos, as we proceed into enemy territory on a black-ops rescue mission… but it turns out we may not be alone out there.
If it bleeds, it means it has a circulatory system and likely an open wound from which the blood would come.
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SFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com
"Predator: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack" composed by Alan Silvestri.
All rights to the music, clips, and other materials used belong to 20th Century Fox Film Corporation. I do not claim ownership over any third-party content used.
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CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.
Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Gun Violence, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes

What a Fiasco! The TMRD cast returns from their hermitage to bring you this special one-off episode, TMRD Presents: The Arrest of Larry Labrador. Join us as we play the improv-based and roleplaying-lite party game, Fiasco!
Welcome to 1940s Tinseltown, without the challenging racial and patriarchal bullshit. Cartoons live along side humans, entertaining and delighting children and adults of all ages, the whole world over. But what might happen if a beloved children’s cartoon star was accused of a heinous crime? It might just lead to… THE ARREST OF LARRY LABRADOR!
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SFX & Music by TMRD, Artlist.io, and Pixabay.com
"True Detectives", by Ian Post on artlist.io; “Saddling Up” by Ziggy on artlist.io; “Cartoon Hotel” by Max H. on artlist.io; and "Lily's Bounce", "It's Fun Being a Cat", "Dance of the Hours", "Strange Love", and "Fa Fa Fa Fa" by Ziv Grinberg on artlist.io.
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CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.
Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Vomit, Guns and Accidental Shootings, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse, Bad Jokes

Originally posed as the "long-awaited" Season Two premiere of the Uncanny Valley, this disgusting prank is left up as a testament to the Monsters’ insensitivity and immaturity.
April Fools! Brought to you by TMRD. Enjoy “The Uncrunchy Valley”, an audio collage made up of our edited out mouth sounds from season one.
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Music written and recorded by TMRD
SFX by artlist.io and Pixabay.com
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CONTENT WARNING: This fiction podcast contains adult characters doing adult things in a harsh society that often mirrors the shortcomings of our own.
Episodes may include: Violence, Adult Themes & Sexual Situations, Guns, Crude Language, Warfare, Death, Survival Situations, Harm to Animals, Substance Abuse