Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

• Iranians Are The Puerto Ricans of the Sand

  #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy SUPPORT OUT SPONSORS Factor Eat smart with Factor. Get started at https://FACTORMEALS.com/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Blue Chew Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code CHAOS -- just pay $5 shipping. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Link Tree - https://linktr.ee/meetattheapple 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• How to Avoid Homeless Poop in San Francisco

  #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy From waking up during a colonoscopy to dodging sketchy San Francisco street moments, this set has it all. Chris navigates a ridiculous doctor’s call, questions why anyone still lives in Albany, and drops some hilarious truths about traveling across America for his tour. Plus, he breaks down San Francisco’s wild energy, NBA-level man butts, and why the city's streets should come with a warning label. Along the way, he meets some legendary audience members, throws shade at himself for missing the best joke of the night, and even fantasizes about moving to SF (before quickly reconsidering). SUPPORT OUT SPONSORS Lightstrike Learn more about Lightstrike at Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @drinklightstrike. Nutrafol https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. Better Help This podcast is sponsored by Better Help Visit https://betterhelp.com/CHAOS to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Are Russians The New Puerto Ricans?! | Ft Colin Quinn, Mike Birbiglia | Chris Distefano is Chaos

  #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy BABES we got a BRAND NEW format for you, Chris was ready to quit this podcast again but instead said forget that, I’m just gonna have the boys follow me around with a camera and try to do a hybrid podcast that mixes standup and poddy woddy. In this Friday night in New York, Chris talks to Colin Quinn and Mike Birbiglia, breaks into a legitimate film set being directed by Bradley Cooper and BOMBS after he tries a risky joke Blue Chew Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://BlueChew.com! Prolon https://prolonlife.com/CHAOS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Chrissy Is Doing This One for The Algo w/ Andrew Callaghan

  #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our Sponsors Better Help This podcast is sponsored by Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/chaos Live Good Go to https://LiveGood.com/CHAOS to save 10% on your first order. 🔥 Comedian Chris Distefano sits down with Andrew Callaghan (Channel 5, All Gas No Brakes) for a wild conversation about internet culture, conspiracy theories, media manipulation, comedy, and everything in between. From the dark side of social media to the truth behind Epstein, Scientology, and deep state politics, this episode is pure chaos—in the best way possible. 🔹 Andrew opens up about the Bill Joyner lawsuit and the making of Deer Kelly 🔹 Chris and Andrew break down the evolution of comedy, from MTV’s Guy Code to the Joe Rogan era 🔹 The rise and fall of Occupy Wall Street and how the government controls social movements 🔹 Cryptids, conspiracies, and Bigfoot beef—are they real, or just a psyop? 🔹 The craziest drug dealers Andrew ever interviewed and the most dangerous moments filming Channel 5 This is a MUST-WATCH for fans of comedy, counterculture, and deep-dive journalism. If you love Joe Rogan, Theo Von, or Tim Dillon, you’ll love this episode. ⏱️ Time Stamps 00:00 - Intro & Chris Roasts Andrew’s Outfit 02:35 - Andrew on The Deer Kelly Controversy 08:12 - Media Manipulation & Clickbait Culture 14:45 - Chris’ Thoughts on Cancel Culture & Comedy Today 21:30 - The Truth About Scientology & Secret Societies 28:50 - Epstein, The Deep State & Government Cover-Ups 35:40 - Cryptids, Conspiracies & The Weirdest Stories Andrew Has Heard 42:15 - The Wild History of Samurai & Outlaws 48:50 - Social Media’s Impact on Journalism & Comedy 55:25 - Chris on Fatherhood & Money Buying Happiness 01:02:00 - The Staten Island Debate: NYC’s Most Underrated Borough? 01:09:45 - AI, The Future of Media & Are People Getting Dumber? 01:17:30 - Final Thoughts & Where to Watch Andrew’s New Doc 01:23:15 - Wrap-Up & Chris' Tour Dates 🔔 Like, Comment & Subscribe for More! 🎥 WATCH NOW and don’t forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for more unfiltered chaos! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Chris Reveals The Backstory On How His Proposal to Jaz Went

  #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Suppoer Our Sponsors Nutrafol https://Nutrafol.com/men promo code CHAOS. BlueChew https://bluechew.com Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Chris shares the emotional yet hilarious details of how he proposed, from debating marriage while watching Lioness to nervously hiding the ring in his North Face jacket. Chris describes the intimate moment, involving their children in the proposal, and the unexpected relief he felt after popping the question. His signature humor shines through as he reflects on their unconventional journey—ten years, three kids, and now, finally, an engagement. 00:01:03 – Chris announces his engagement to Jaz 🎉 00:01:20 – Reflecting on 10 years, 3 kids, and the big moment 💍 00:02:10 – The unexpected proposal while watching Lioness 🦁 00:03:35 – Jaz’s hilarious reaction and Chris’s nerves 😆 00:05:02 – The engagement ring panic: Almost lost in the laundry! 🧺 00:07:56 – Chris involves the kids in the proposal ❤️ 00:09:08 – The actual proposal: Down on one knee 💕 00:11:18 – The emotional aftermath: Feeling a sense of peace ✨ 00:21:27 – Talking wedding plans: Ceremony, bachelor party, and family 🥂 00:32:55 – Chris pitches an all-guys bachelor party show 🤣 00:49:40 – Reflecting on why marriage brings stability 🏡 00:54:57 – Delilah’s excitement: “We’re finally a real family!” 🥰 00:55:18 – Closing thoughts: The engagement journey and what’s next! 🔜 UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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