Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

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Little Pete joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for one of the wildest Chrissy Chaos episodes yet. Petey opens up about battling addiction, surviving an overdose that left him in a coma for 10 days, getting sober and eventually finding his way into stand-up comedy.

Plus, Chris catches up with his old high school friend, former professional boxer and FDNY firefighter Will Rosinsky, to talk about fighting Kelly Pavlik, life in the ring, their insane high school memories and the boxing documentary *On the Line*.

Little Petey doesn't give a f***, and this episode proves it.

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00:00 Craziest Moments

01:19 Chris Reunites With His High School Friend Will

06:28 The Hardest Punch Will Ever Took

12:28 Would a Pro Boxer Let His Kids Box?

16:08 The On the Line Boxing Documentary

23:02 Chris & Will's Insane High School Stories

28:47 How to Actually Defend Yourself

34:18 Remembering 9/11 in High School

40:11 Little Petey Joins the Chaos Bus

41:02 Rehab Led Little Petey to Comedy

44:29 Little Petey's Near-Fatal Overdose

~46:00 Little Petey's Wildest Stories

~1:02:00 Steroids, Hairpieces & Going Viral

~1:04:00 Little Petey's Comedy Goals

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Ryan Serhant joins Chris Distefano for a chaotic conversation about New York City, the insane state of the real estate market, renting vs. buying, building wealth and what it actually takes to become successful.

Ryan breaks down why he still believes owning is better than renting if you can afford it, what would actually have to happen for NYC home prices to fall, and some of the wildest prices he's seeing in Manhattan right now, including a SoHo apartment renting for $72,000 a month. Plus, Ryan talks about waking up at 4:30 AM, learning when to say no, running a massive company, his Russian driver Yuri, Owning Manhattan and where LeBron James should live if he moves to New York.

00:00 Chris & Ryan Serhant Cause Chaos in SoHo

02:04 Ryan's Bracelets Have an Incredible Story

04:22 Meet Ryan's Russian Driver Yuri

05:29 Chris' Daughter Roasts Him During Road Rage

06:25 Ryan's Advice for Making $1 Million

06:59 Why Ryan Used to Work 7 Days a Week

09:59 Ryan's Insane 4:30 AM Morning Routine

11:28 Ryan Explains Management vs. Leadership

12:11 Should You Rent or Buy a Home?

13:30 What's Wrong With the Housing Market

15:24 What Would Actually Make Home Prices Fall?

16:40 The Best Kind of NYC Landlord

20:30 How Much Do These SoHo Apartments Cost?

21:35 $31K Rent Became $72K a Month

22:29 Ryan Gets Fired Up About NYC

25:30 How Ryan Would Fix NYC Housing

28:36 Why Ryan Loves New York

29:59 Ryan's Secret: Do What You Say You'll Do

30:30 Going From "Yes, And" to "No, But"

31:30 Where Should LeBron James Live in NYC?

32:28 Ryan Talks Owning Manhattan

34:12 Peptides, Chris' Tattoo & One Final Roast

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Adam Ray joins Chris Distefano in the Chaos Bus for an absolutely unhinged episode in the middle of New York City. Adam talks about preparing for Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden, becoming a first-time dad, his rise in comedy, his new Netflix show The Adam Ray Show and why part of him still wants a shot at Saturday Night Live.

Plus, Chris and Adam interact with random New Yorkers, get wrapped in tefillin on the street, debate comedy, tell childbirth horror stories and somehow turn a normal podcast into complete NYC chaos.

00:00 Adam Ray Joins the Chaos Bus

03:14 Hunter Biden & Adam’s Wife Stepping In

05:23 Adam Ray Is Having His First Baby

07:07 Chris’ Childbirth Horror Stories

14:01 Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden

18:31 Chaos With New Yorkers

21:17 The Pressure of Performing at MSG

22:20 Adam Ray’s Rise & the Kill Tony Backlash

24:48 Raising Kids on the Stuff You Love

27:39 Adam’s Talent & Late-Night Future

28:33 Adam Ray Opens Up About SNL

29:30 Adam’s Netflix Show & His Characters

33:25 Chris & Adam Get Wrapped in Tefillin

41:41 A Random New Yorker Interrupts the Podcast

43:27 He Can’t Name a Single Comedian

45:52 The Random People Saved in Chris’ Phone

51:08 Adam’s Sensei Breaks His Hand

52:06 The Most Chaotic Podcast in NYC

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Jim Norton joins Chris Distefano on the Chaos Bus for an insanely honest
conversation about marriage, sex addiction, getting older and surviving
the highs and lows of a career in comedy. Jim looks back on the days
when he planned gigs around escorts, explains why the “good old days”
weren't actually that good, and talks about how marriage changed his
life. Chris opens up about his own career fears after selling out Radio
City, while Jim shares what nearly four decades in comedy have taught
him about success, failure and staying in the game.

Plus, the guys talk jiu-jitsu, Jonah Hill, Dave Attell, the changing
comedy world, Matt Dillon and plenty more.

00:00 Jim Norton Used to Plan Tours Around Escorts
01:17 Jim Norton Joins the Chaos Bus
05:35 Getting Married After a Lifetime of Freedom
08:21 Sex Addiction, Escorts & Being Single at 60
09:46 Chris' Wild Atlantic City Story
12:05 Would Jim Norton Have Been a Good Dad?
13:43 Chris & Jim Talk Fighting and Jiu-Jitsu
16:18 Jonah Hill's Jiu-Jitsu Confidence
20:04 Chaos on the Streets
21:04 Can Jim Norton Actually Defend Himself?
25:05 The Highs and Lows of a Comedy Career
28:03 Chris Gets Honest About His Career
30:40 You Don't Live on the Mountaintop
32:01 Why Chris Is Never Satisfied
34:24 Has Comedy Changed for a New Generation?
37:12 Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler & Comedy That Lasts
38:18 Discovering Woody Allen's Comedy
40:00 Chris Finds Out a Girl Was Sleeping With Matt Dillon
42:08 Chris Regrets Selling His House
48:56 Jim Looks Back on the Opie & Anthony Years
50:25 Is Jim Norton Happier at 58?
51:36 Jim Planned Comedy Tours Around Escorts
52:47 What Jim Norton's Marriage Is Actually Like
59:22 Money, Comedy & Surviving the Business
01:01:01 What Would Drunk Jim Norton Be Like Today?
01:02:49 Did Jim Get Everything He Wanted From Comedy?

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Matteo Lane is back on Chrissy Chaos after making his Broadway debut in Chicago, and Chris has A LOT of questions. Matteo breaks down what it was really like learning the show in just two weeks, screwing up live on stage, performing through strep throat, and why Broadway completely changed his perspective on performing.

The guys also get into Matteo's dating life, Chris' move to the suburbs, getting older, hair transplants, celebrity encounters with Anne Hathaway and Adam Lambert, and Chris once again getting dangerously close to questioning his sexuality.

Matteo Lane is on tour now. Check out his socials for dates and tickets.

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00:00 Chris Has a Confession About Matteo

02:01 Matteo Lane Returns

03:21 Matteo's Insane Fitness Routine

04:37 Matteo's Broadway Debut

07:40 Screwing Up Live on Broadway

10:16 Chris Turned Down Broadway

12:39 Matteo's First Night in Chicago

15:05 Stand-Up vs Broadway

16:15 Chris Peed in a Yogurt Cup

18:16 Matteo's Dating Life

19:13 Why Matteo Hates the Suburbs

21:57 Ad Break

24:37 Matteo Confronts a Woman at Chicago

26:00 The Odyssey & Anne Hathaway

27:09 Chris' Incredible Anne Hathaway Story

28:34 Dating Professional Athletes

31:04 Chris & Matteo's Comedy Friends

33:01 Chris Is Going All-In on Stand-Up Again

34:56 Matteo's Speedo Era

35:43 Chris Makes a Confession About Matteo

37:38 What a Broadway Show Day Is Really Like

39:33 Matteo Performed With Strep Throat

41:09 Matteo Took Over Sam Morril's Apartment

41:54 Chris' Knicks Obsession

43:32 Only in New York

45:05 Matteo's Surprisingly Healthy Lifestyle

46:18 Getting Older & Knowing Yourself

48:25 Turning 40

49:30 Does Matteo Feel Successful?

50:38 Why Chris Hates Red Carpets

51:47 Matteo Meets Adam Lambert

52:56 Chris Is Going Gay at 50

53:17 Chris & Matteo Finally Hook Up?

55:39 Matteo Lane's Tour

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