Josie's Lonely Hearts Club

In the rubble of an abandoned radio station, the Twilight Sage finds an old cursed answering machine. What she discovers on it will forever change her.

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show, created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Directed and sound designed by Maximilian Clark. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild.

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Josie's is proud to recommend Rudyard Ruins Everything, an Anniversary Special from the team at Wooden Overcoats. While your favorite big-footed heroine lies comatose, audio fiction's favorite sitcom resurrects their brother-sister mortician team for a four-part miniseries you'll adore. Enjoy yourselves!

Keep an eye out for Season 7, which will be a little different than you're used to; a bit less scripted, but no less zany.

Love, Mama Rachel and Papa Maximilian.

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It’s come to this. The end. The end of the beginning. Which was before the first beginning. Before we go back to the end, now knowing how it all began, to begin…again…um…

KDNM keeps it real tonight, and Frank and Joanne make each other a promise. Truth takes many forms, including a bog witch, an anthropomorphic cheetah, a Sri Lankan smokeshow named Barbarella, and unspeakably suggestive catchphrases.

Speaking of catchphrases…

Our cuties this week include Caitlin Carleton, Geoff Grimwood, Daniel Millhouse, and Beth May. Featuring John Dorsey IV as Greg Pebbles.

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show, created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Directed and sound designed by Maximilian Clark. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild.

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Now that Frank has met Joanne Holtzinger face-to-face, it threatens to come to fisticuffs. Everything is falling apart, including the ceiling holding that pregnant raccoon. While this week’s episode flounders, Frank is carping, and Joanne is fishing for solutions. She has to find her groove before Jo’s post-row low-flow mojo might mean no mo’ show. Uh-oh.

Mind your turn signal etiquette as Joanne uses her trusty(?) old note-cards to help a cat hoarder enjoying the silent treatment, a twin in a time-share-lationship, a woman struggling to recapture the perfect breakup, and a restaurateur who wishes people would leave their issues at home.

Our cuties this week include Walter Masterson, Molly Jones, Patrick Harvey, Caitlin Brockwell, and Jack Dorsey as Gregson Pebbles.

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show, created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Directed and sound designed by Maximilian Clark. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild.

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Still reeling from the events of the car wash, Frank has a chip on his shoulder with Joanne’s name on it. Too bad he can’t find her. Josie, meanwhile, extolls the virtues of keeping your partner guessing, while our listeners revel in what 7th-grade English calls “dramatic irony.” Meet a vertically-challenged barkeep, a lady known for her ejaculations, a couple confounded by costumes, and someone trying to keep their partner’s lust Loch’d in.

Our cuties this week include Neill Fleming, Ashwini Ganpule, Hal Lublin, and Annie Savage. John Dorsey IV as Greg Pebbles.

JOSIE'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB is a semi-scripted audio drama set in New Mexico’s 2nd-best relationship call-in show, created by Maximilian Clark and Rachel Music. Directed and sound designed by Maximilian Clark. Our story editor is Lauren Grace Thompson. Produced by Simone Kisiel and Alexandra Grunberg. Executive Produced by the Good Story Guild.

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